Meet the Management
The humans may own the company.
That does not mean they're in charge.
Zoey - The Original Zo Zo
Founder, Namesake & Forever Management
Zoey was our Zo Zo—the girl whose nickname became half of our name and who was here when Zo Zo & Co officially launched on November 1, 2025.
We lost her just five days later, on November 6.
She may have had the shortest tenure in company history, but she'll always hold the highest-ranking position. Zoey is woven into the name, the heart, and the reason we keep a little bit of love in everything we make.
Cole - Chief Happiness Officer
Head of Security, Loyalty & Snack Acquisition
Cole is the other half of the original Zo Zo & Co namesake—the Co to Zoey’s Zo Zo—and a very active member of senior management.
His official responsibilities include studio security, loyalty, emotional support, and maintaining a close watch on anything that might potentially be edible.
His definition of potentially edible is generous.
Previous acquisitions have included sticks, cat toys, a walnut, a frog, and one extremely unfortunate rabbit. This has made “What’s in your mouth?” one of the most frequently used phrases at Zo Zo & Co headquarters.
When he isn’t protecting the premises or conducting unauthorized snack acquisitions, Cole can usually be found chasing the cats, requesting water cookies, or providing emotional support.
Would approve every company decision if it involved snacks.
Lucy - Director of Judgement
Senior Advisor, Quality Control & Disapproval
Lucy is the senior feline member of management and takes that position very seriously.
She maintains exceptionally high standards for personal space, acceptable behavior, and exactly when affection may occur. Attention is welcomed — but strictly on Lucy's terms. All unsolicited contact is subject to immediate review.
When other members of management fail to respect established boundaries, Lucy communicates her concerns clearly through hissing, screaming, and an unmistakable look of disgust.
Despite appearances, Lucy is perfectly capable of affection. She simply believes it should be scheduled appropriately, initiated by her, and concluded the moment she has had enough.
No notes. Just disappointment.
Azreal - Director of Employee Relations
SVP of Affection & Inconvenient Meetings
Azreal is the resident house panther and firmly believes employee morale is best maintained through mandatory affection.
He specializes in scheduling one-on-one meetings at the least convenient possible moment. Busy? Working? Hands full? Excellent. Azreal needs to speak with you immediately.
Requests for attention are not optional and will be communicated loudly until appropriate petting has commenced.
All meetings could have been an email. Azreal disagrees.
Chleo - Director of Risk Assessment
SVP of Suspicion & After-Hours Affection
Chleo approaches all company operations with an appropriate level of caution — which is to say, extreme suspicion.
She prefers to observe daily activities from a secure, undisclosed location and will immediately evacuate if there is even the slightest indication that someone may attempt an unauthorized pickup.
After business hours, however, Chleo assumes an entirely different role. Once the lights are off and everyone is attempting to sleep, she reports for the night shift — headbutting her way into mandatory affection and making up for all the attention she declined during normal operating hours.
Trust must be earned. Bedtime cuddles are mandatory.
Hazel - Director of Chaos
SVP of Mischief, Acquisition & Canine Relations
Hazel is sweet, affectionate, playful, and just feral enough to ensure no one gets too comfortable.
She specializes in getting into things that were not intended for her, stealing items for reasons known only to Hazel, and turning ordinary household objects into entertainment.
Unlike much of feline management, Hazel is also an enthusiastic supporter of the canine division and genuinely loves the dogs — making her an important liaison between departments.
She is loving. She is playful. She is occasionally a tiny criminal.
No job description. No oversight. No limits.
Sasha - Junior Director of Workplace Disruption
VP of Zoomies, Pibble Nibbles & Unauthorized Glitter Distribution
Sasha is the newest and youngest member of management and brings an alarming amount of enthusiasm to the position.
She is super playful, incredibly loving, and completely unaware of her own size. Affection is delivered aggressively and may result in bruising.
Her hobbies include antagonizing Cole, chasing the cats despite repeated instructions to STOP CHASING THE CATS, and getting into anything that hasn't been properly secured—including entire packages of glitter.
When she's calm, she's unbelievably sweet and generous with the pibble nibbles. When the zoomies hit, she becomes a chaos hyena.
Youngest member of management. Already responsible for multiple policy changes.
And the humans?
We just work here.